Membership Application

Full membership in the cult will get you a uniquely constructed personal spiritual journey. We’ll sit down with you to figure out how to help you along the path to full self actualization. Once we’ve helped you craft a personal spiritual journey you will get at least three hours per week of guidance and personal services from our priestesses. You will also get free admission to all of our parties and other events for you and a guest. The application is free as is the initial consultation to determine if we have what you need. Apply today and one of our founders will contact you as soon as they can!

Individual Services

For those of you not quite ready to fully set yourself upon a path we offer some individual services which can be purchased by non-members. Not all services offered by our priestesses are available to non-members but we’re willing to give you at least taste of what we have to offer before insisting that you commit to a more long term relationship. If after reading about the services we have available you’re interested in learning more or in scheduling an appointment please feel free to contact us and we’ll respond as soon as we can.