About Us

Meet Our Founders

These three folks legitimately came up with all of this stuff. Really! Okay, most of this stuff. Fine, if we’re being honest they cribbed from “Bob” pretty heavily but at least they know who to cheat off of!

Core Beliefs

There’s more than just a slideshow. If you’re interested in reading more about what is truly meant by the five core beliefs this cult was founded on then this is where you can read some more about them.

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With all of the enticing things on this site we’re sure that some of y’all want to know more. For those of you with interesting enough questions or sincere intentions we’ll be happy to respond. Just drop us a line here and we’ll get back to you shortly.